Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”
- soothe your boobs
- de-stress your breasts
- undo the calamity that is your mammaries
- adjust your bust before it combusts
I also like:
- give that chest a rest
- hakuna your tatas
don’t have a rack attack
Me .
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how does JK Rowling text her friends that shes just kidding
jk rowling on the floor laughing
omg my brother just came n my room and threw a micheal jackson cd at me
and yelled
YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY
YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY
A SMOOOTH CRIMINAL
no you don’t reblog this it hit me in the face
UPDATE:
he came back in and said “annie you okay?”
About Me .
I am Gio Alonzo. I like different things, things that makes my life harder and things that makes me achieve more. I'm quiet, shy and a socially awkward penguin, I love foods, cars, EVREYTHING. You can ask me anything. Oh yes.